I Accidentally Taught a Drunk Woman What Red Bull Is
I had to suffer through the following interaction, and since I believe in spreading the wealth of my misery, I’m making it everyone else’s problem…
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I Got Stabbed on Friday the 13th (And I Liked It)
This month, I participated in a long-standing Friday the 13th tradition that, somehow, I’d managed to avoid in all my years on this Earth —…
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Oh, You’re Travelling With A Crazy Person?
It feels like a whole other life when I think about how much I used to travel. Pre-pandemic, I was jetting all over the place…
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Straight From the Tortured Poets Department
Tomorrow, I release a book. A poetry book. No one is more surprised than me. For most of my life, the idea of me publishing…
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My Author Bio is a Lie Brought to You by ADHD
I have no words to truly describe the absolute wild ride that has been 2025 so far, so I’m not going to even bother. Instead…
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