Never Be Afraid to Bloom in the Dark

When in doubt, turn to a Disney movie for your inspiration. For me, this month’s strength came from Mulan. No, not that! This: Just like April, May was something of an insane month for me in some really great ways. While I fell short of meeting some of my long-term goals I have been working

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Cracks in the Crystal Ball

For anyone wondering how the month is going- it’s 1:30 in the afternoon and I’m eating a pint of Ben & Jerrys for what is essentially my breakfast and lunch. Ok, things aren’t that bad… I mean the Ben & Jerry’s part is totally true. I’d say, I regret nothing but I just finished the

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Feeling a Little More Human Again

I’ve been quiet this past week and for some great reasons I suppose. I’ve just been insanely busy. As it turns out, April is just going to be an insane month for me and I’ve already taken to warning people that if they haven’t planned time with me, they won’t get any until May. The

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Halloween Horror Nights 2018: The World Turned Upside-down

Let me just get one thing out of the way real quick: Now that’s out of the way. In lieu of a Transformation Tuesday post, I’m using today to talk about the latest announcement out of Halloween Horror Nights. It looks like I need to get caught up on Stranger Things because, as of this

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Bring on the April Showers

T.S. Eliot says that April is the cruelest month. I’m thinking he had it wrong, March was kind of a bitch. We’ve been starting to get our afternoon rain here in Orlando and it’s been a bit refreshing. I actually really like the rain. Not the monsoons that we’ll be getting every afternoon starting soon,

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Who I Am Hates Who I’ve Been

Bonus points if you get the title. I was not a fan of March. I wasn’t a fan of myself in March. Not a big fan of myself right now. I feel like shit. Not sick. Just like a giant piece of shit. Let’s start this over shall we? This has been a really rough

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Halloween Horror Nights 2018: You Know Nothing Jon Snow

Well, it was one year ago today that we got the announcement that American Horror Story would be returning to Halloween Horror Nights. Naturally, this morning the social media world was buzzing wondering if we would be getting any announcements today and Universal did not disappoint. We got dates! It has officially be confirmed that

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I WANNA QUIT THE GYM!

Ya’ll remember that episode of friends where Chandler tries to quit his gym? Season 4. Episode 4. Ya know, in case you feel like giving it a watch. Now, given that one of my goals for this year is to work on my weight loss and physique, it wouldn’t make sense to quit the gym

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Today I Cleaned a Glass-Top Stove

And now for something completely different! I have been working on my March goal of spring cleaning and I realized I had a fun opportunity to share some of my “life hacks” with the world. By “life hacks” I mean things that I do to make my life easier because I’m a lazy American and

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