The Great Big Decagon of Life

I’m gonna go ahead and admit that this has not been my favorite week- matter of fact, it’s been downright stressful as hell. I can’t really pinpoint why, but I know that I’ve been emotionally drained to the point where I have spent far too much time sleeping. A fine example would be that it’s

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I Can Be My Own Damn Valentine

In my 32 years on this earth, I have only ever had one real Valentine and even then I can’t really count that. You probably wonder what on earth I could mean by “real” and why I’m not counting it – I will gladly break it down for you. Sophomore Year, High School: I’m dating

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My Neighbors Want Me to be Fat… Apparently…

As I’ve mentioned a few times since the beginning of the year, I am using the 2018 year to focus on and improve a few different areas of my life. I gave myself January off because a meme told me to. Specifically this one: Yes- memes run my life. I am a sheep. I’ve decided

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Halloween Horror Nights 28: Let the Rumors Begin

Some people may think that it’s too early to starting thinking about Halloween and those people would be wrong. Horribly, horribly wrong. These are terrible, negative people that you don’t need in your life. Banish them immediately. With the craziness of the holiday season well behind us, the internet rumor mill has already started churning

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In 2018, I’m Done Chasing Love

Hello, my name is Josh and it’s been 241 days since the last time I was on Tinder. I’m very happy to report that I’m not sitting down to write this because I had yet another relapse into the land of swiping. Quite the contrary. Well that’s a lie. I was asked to give the

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Celebrating Five Years of Terrible Blogging

I guess yesterday was supposed to be a day for celebrating rather than complaining to the internet that my arm hurt- I didn’t get the memo until it was too late. Sounds about right for me. It turns out that yesterday was my five-year anniversary of signing up with WordPress to host my blogs. Now

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There’s An Angry Bear Eating My Arm

So, I don’t know how everyone else’s Monday is going but I’m having a rather unpleasant day. I’m researching for an upcoming post and started my morning at the CVS Minute Clinic near me. While I was there, I used the opportunity to get some routine stuff taken care of since I’m currently on the

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I’m Getting It Started In Here but the Black Eyed Peas Aren’t Invited

I’m not gonna lie, coming up with titles for blog posts is not the easiest thing in the world and, yes, I roll my eyes at myself when I come up with particularly stupid ones… like this one. You’re welcome world. Anyway. I mentioned recently, I decided that I was waiting until February to truly

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Bring Me Crackers and Call Me Pretty

I’ve been under the weather this week this is painfully annoying because I feel like I just got over being sick not that long ago. Granted, I’m terrible at taking care of myself so there’s a good chance I never got better. I’m quite terrible at being sick because I tend to keep going until

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Tests Don’t Stop Just Because You Get Old… Apparently

As of starting to write this post it is 4:53 in the morning. Am I just waking up to start my day? Not at all. Have you met me? I’m still awake from yesterday. I’ve pretty much accepted my life as a night owl- it’s not all that bad if you make sure to constantly

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