I can’t sleep so y’all are getting a completely random blog post and I will not apologize for it. Seriously, I’ve been awake since 4am, it’s not 6am, my alarm is going off at 7am and this won’t post until 7pm. Anyone who knows me, knows that I’m a late in life Swiftie. When she
Oh, gather ’round, my faithful readers, for I have some shocking news to share. Brace yourselves, for it’s a revelation that even I’m having trouble digesting—this year, I will not be attending Halloween Horror Nights. Yes, you heard that right! It’s an event that’s been synonymous with my personal brand for years, and I’m feeling
Well, here I am, looking all foolish and shit. I was naïve to think that maybe, just MAYBE this would be the year I wouldn’t have to sit down and write this but then the world was like, nah bro, we’re going to be a-holes. I also was silly to think that if I just
WHILE I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION: Are you registered to vote? Check or update your registration at http://www.vote.org before reading on. Use your damn voice and vote cause if you don’t there’s a pretty good fucking chance that we won’t be getting a full HNN next year. Don’t be that asshole. For those of you not
When I put on my schedule to write a post about Halloween Horror Nights today, I had something completely different in mind for what I was going to talk about. I should know better than to try and plan anything in the year 2020. What a fool I am. Because today we finally got an
I have to admit that this past summer has been WILDLY uneventful for me. Granted, a lot has been going on but really nothing worth sitting down and writing about. I’ve been working a lot and any down time has been spent sleeping, relaxing and generally trying to be human. At the beginning of the
I have yet to make mention of Halloween Horror Nights once on this blog in 2019 and I feel like I deserve some kind of medal for that. Or not. I’m not sure how medals work. This isn’t a Halloween Horror Nights blog though I’m sure sometimes it feels that way, especially since it’s the
I have no idea what to write about right now. I have started and stopped this post so many times, I deserve some sort of award. I don’t know what kind of award that would be but I’ll gladly accept an assortment of fine cheeses. Who am I kidding. I’ll take any cheese. Preferably a
Hello. My name is Josh Gunderson and I have an ongoing feud with a barrel. Reality is, my continued ability to make a fool of myself in public is astonishing and it’s a shock anyone allows me out of the house… granted, I do stupid things at home. Honestly, I don’t understand why I haven’t
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Somewhere With Regret 