Oh, gather ’round, my faithful readers, for I have some shocking news to share. Brace yourselves, for it’s a revelation that even I’m having trouble digesting—this year, I will not be attending Halloween Horror Nights. Yes, you heard that right! It’s an event that’s been synonymous with my personal brand for years, and I’m feeling
When I put on my schedule to write a post about Halloween Horror Nights today, I had something completely different in mind for what I was going to talk about. I should know better than to try and plan anything in the year 2020. What a fool I am. Because today we finally got an
UPDATE: I’ve posted a bit of an update to this whole situation in my post “And They Call it Puppy Love” Well, ya’ll, it’s happened. I’ve become one of THOSE people. I had hoped this day would never come but here we are. I’m that guy. You want to know something? I’m okay with it. If
I don’t know about the rest of you, but this week I got to ride on top of a giant gator and throw stuff at people. UPDATE: I have been informed that this is a TERRIBLE blog post and it lacks “important details.” I feel that this is a wonderful blog post and an accurate
We did it ya’ll!! We survived Christmas! It was a struggle to be sure. Christmas Eve sucked. I bartended for the night, kind of. We didn’t have a to-go person on for the night so I was getting the calls and customers. Turns out, for the night, 100% of the people that came to the
Sometimes, I’m an idiot. Well, that’s not true. I’m always an idiot. But sometimes I end up doing something so incredibly stupid that I have to stop and take stock of my life and my choices. First I’ll quickly explain what a boo-hole is since it is the subject of my stupidity. A boo-hole is
We are just 36 days away from the opening night of Halloween Horror Nights in Orlando. Horror-lovers like myself are just itching for that opening night, seeing familiar faces and meeting all new ones. It my favorite time of the year and the event that I look forward to the most (right up there with
At one point, some unknown time ago, I said that I would not perpetuate rumors especially when it came to Halloween Horror Nights. It turns out I’m a dirty rotten liar. LET’S TALK ABOUT SOME HALLOWEEN HORROR NIGHTS RUMORS! DISCLAIMER: The following is strictly rumor, speculation, and nothing official. Only when announced by the overlords
51 days and counting until opening night of Halloween Horror Nights 28. But who’s counting? There have been a couple of new announcements since I last update about the event! Late last month Universal rounded out the event scarezones with some surprising intellectual property zones. I say surprising simply because I managed to miss both
Well, it was one year ago today that we got the announcement that American Horror Story would be returning to Halloween Horror Nights. Naturally, this morning the social media world was buzzing wondering if we would be getting any announcements today and Universal did not disappoint. We got dates! It has officially be confirmed that
Somewhere With Regret 