Making Christmas

Once upon a time, I was a firm believer that Christmas shouldn’t show its face until after at least Thanksgiving had ended. Many thousands of moons ago when I worked at the grocery store, I was in charge of the seasonal decorations. I have no idea why it fell to me but I actually enjoyed

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I Like That Barrel, That Is a Nice Barrel

Hello. My name is Josh Gunderson and I have an ongoing feud with a barrel. Reality is, my continued ability to make a fool of myself in public is astonishing and it’s a shock anyone allows me out of the house… granted, I do stupid things at home. Honestly, I don’t understand why I haven’t

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That’s Not Your Boo-Hole Josh!

Sometimes, I’m an idiot. Well, that’s not true. I’m always an idiot. But sometimes I end up doing something so incredibly stupid that I have to stop and take stock of my life and my choices. First I’ll quickly explain what a boo-hole is since it is the subject of my stupidity. A boo-hole is

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A Beginners Guide to Not Being an A-Hole at Halloween Horror Nights: 2018 Edition

NOTE: Be sure to follow me on Instagram! For more random HHN updates be sure to follow me here! And maybe buy my book.. it’s the right thing to do. WARNING: There may be some foul language. I can’t be sure because I am just starting to write this but who the hell knows where

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None of this is Really All That Interesting

Well hello there world, it has been a hot minute. I ended August and began September sick as a dog. First, I thought it was allergies and then it morphed into strep throat because I get strep like it’s my damn job. It’s at the point where I’m considering getting my tonsils removed because I

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Becoming a Backstreet Boy and Making Out With Dolphins

It’s been just under a month since I went on my 3-night cruise to the Bahamas and I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t paying regular visits to the Royal Caribbean web site in an effort to plan my next escape. Frankly, if I had the money I’d jump on one of the fall

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Barbara Holland is the Reason I Don’t Sleep At Night

I’m not going to say I’m addicted to Stranger Things but it most certainly is the reason I’m awake at 1:30 in the morning writing this post rather than sleeping like a normal human being. Ever since it was announced that Stranger Things would be coming to Halloween Horror Nights, I’ve been promising that I

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Halloween Horror Nights 28: The Poltergeist Curse

Is it possible that a movie could be cursed? How about an entire series of movies? These are the questions that seem to come up whenever you talk Poltergeist with any die-hard fans. Matter-of-fact my initial reaction to the announcement that 1982’s Poltergeist would be coming to HHN 28 was “oh this won’t end well.”

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